Could you imagine leaving your house dressed like this? And then proudly posing for a photograph to top it off? Doing his best to appear like pimp-king Huggy Bear's brother-from-another-mother, WJIM-AMs own Michael "Star Jones" Shiels and his wife, tooth-whitening-specialist Dr. Christine Tenaglia recently hosted a fund-raiser for Potter Park Zoo. I thought the idea of a fund raiser for a zoo is to raise money to provide a safe haven for rare and endangered animals, not to wear their hides for an evening. What the hell is that thing on Mikey's head? Cow? Gotta wonder about a couple that purchases their clothing from the Marlin Perkins African Safariwear catalog. Winner of the inaugural Douchebag of the Week award--Michael Shiels.