As we sift through the vast Sarah Palin e-mail dump, she is throwing out a bright and shiny distraction for her supporters.

This was a tweet from Palin just a few hours ago.

The Undefeated | Victory Film Group http://fb.me/P9r3llIR
7 hours ago via Facebook

When you click that link it takes you to THIS image:

WTF?

Clenched fists, Alaskan iconography splattered everywhere, rays of light shooting out her ass, just what image are they trying to create for Palin with this?

Oh yeah, well that figures!

Still hoping to distract, Palin followed up this tweet three hours later with another tweet.

I haven't seen the final product, but I sure liked the sneak peek and rough cut. I'm looking forward to seeing... http://fb.me/10ydos9fQ



4 hours ago via Facebook

By the way, just in case you missed it being repeated over, and over, and over again, Palin was the "CEO for the State." Which I guess is supposed to send a message to her supporters that she knows how to run a business just like Mitt Romney, and is therefore just as viable of a candidate. (Stupid Mitt Romney!)

So to sum up for the slower Palin-bots out there (Because I know sometimes repetition and gaudy imagery are not enough for you sad little people); Sarah Palin was the divine CEO of Alaska, who while still saturated in northern common sense, will be able to obliterate the enemies threatening our nation by shooting light beams out of her ass, at the same time she is fisting the hell out of the economy.

Let's see Margaret Thatcher do that!

And remember, the e-mails are just a Saul Alinsky style deception, that, through no fault of her own, Sarah Palin wrote before the spirit of Ronald Reagan infused her with super patriotic freedom juices. So pay them no mind, and don't forget to send your disability checks to SarahPAC.