"Flippin' Iowa! How am I supposed to keep shearing the sheep with you pulling crap like this?" |
The official ballot for the Iowa straw poll will list nine names, including three declared candidates who have decided to not compete in the Aug. 13 event: Mitt Romney, Jon Huntsman and Newt Gingrich.
But the door is wide open for Iowans to vote for anyone they like: For the first time, write-ins will be counted.
After a long debate, the Republican Party of Iowa’s state central committee decided today not to include two well-known candidates who are merely flirting with a bid: Rick Perry and Sarah Palin.
Oh, you just KNOW this is really going to piss all over the Sea O'Pee's little Palin presidential parade don't you?
And it is really such a shame considering just how hard Snowdrift Snooki was flirting.
Kind of nice to see that they don't exactly take Rick Perry very seriously either, don't you agree?
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