Emerging from the darkest depths of Mordor comes.... an e-mail from SarahPAC! Quick, somebody cue the spooky music!

One of my double agents over at SarahPAC sent me this:

Team Sarah
American Values in Action.
A message to all members of Team Sarah

Team,

SarahPAC (https://www.sarahpacdonate.com/) recently sent out a letter to their mailing list with a very special offer related to the exciting new feature-length film about Governor Sarah Palin entitled “The Undefeated”. By contributing $100.00 or more, SarahPAC will send you an early-release DVD copy of “The Undefeated” as soon as it is released this summer! If you prefer to mail a check, please include a note that you would like to receive “The Undefeated” DVD and mail to: SarahPAC, PO Box 220700, Arlington, VA 22207-9921.

We can assure you that Stephen Bannon’s “The Undefeated” will make you laugh, cheer, and perhaps even bring a tear to your eye as the film tells the story of Sarah Palin’s rise from a simple upbringing (one that most of us can relate to) to her appearance on the national stage in 2008 and beyond. You’ll see never released footage of Sarah as a young girl, interviews with the “Magnificent 7” (For more about the so-called "Magnificent 7" click here.) and learn more about her strong leadership as Alaska’s governor. “The Undefeated” is a classic American story of determination, perseverance, and the true meaning of serving the public with a “servant’s heart.” (Gak! Sorry that made me throw up in my mouth a little.)

Having the early-release DVD in your own home will allow you to not only to share it with friends, family, and “fence-sitters” but you will also have a permanent souvenir of your “Undefeated” theater experience. We all know that it’s great to see a movie in the convenience of your own home but the “big-screen” experience is not to be missed either. Sharing that experience and witnessing the reaction of others to this film is an event not to be missed. You can reserve theater tickets for the July 15th weekend premieres here: http://theundefeated.cinedigm.com/tickets.html

“The Undefeated” will be released in other cities at AMC Theaters and Team Sarah will let you keep you informed as we receive information. ("Team Sarah will let you keep you informed?" Sarah, is that you?)

Best,
The Tiny Team Behind the Team
teamsarahhq@gmail.com

Are they seriously asking for $100 for this lousy "documentary?" 

Look I am a HUGE movie fan, and I am perfectly willing to fork over $24.00 for a Blue-Ray disc, chock full of razor sharp images, amazing special effects, behind the scenes footage, and an alternative "Director's Cut" ending, but unless this DVD cleans my house, makes me dinner, and gives me a massage with a "special ending" there is NO WAY would I pay a hundred dollars to own it!

All this DVD offers is a highly sanitized version of the career of a woman who is so incredibly disliked in her home state, one of the reddest states in the country by the way, that Alaskans would choose Barack Obama over her for President if she ran against him. 

It is almost like she is trying to drive the last of her supporters away by hitting them up for money every chance she gets until they are either too poor to give, or too disgusted to care.

Palin's defenders have been suggesting that the people who are trying to destroy Sarah Palin MUST be working for President Obama. 

So Sarah?  Is that true?  Do YOU work for President Obama?

Because NOBODY has done more to damage Sarah Palin, than Sarah Palin herself!

(Now Palin-bots don't bother trying to get me to reveal the name of my spy, I'll never tell! Why I can only imagine what terrible things might happen to poor Becky if yo....uh oh!)