Team Sarah decides to fight back against the negative information coming out about the lack of interest in "The Undefeated" by faking attendance numbers. Ahh, but of course.

Once again courtesy of my spy in Team Sarah, RAM... Becky...some woman whose name I cannot share.

A message to all members of Team Sarah

Team,

Finally, after years of media lies and distortions, we have an opportunity to help PUSH BACK in a big way with the movie “The Undefeated.”

If YOU live in the 10 cities where The Undefeated is showing and DON’T OWN 5 tickets, why not?  GET 5 TICKETS for the OPENING NIGHT now!

NOW IS SHOW TIME- as you all know, if these 10 cities are not sold out, the media will declare Sarah Palin a “has-been” or a “lost cause.” (I have to admit they have a point here.)

10 Cities, 300 tickets each RIGHT NOW for THE FIRST NIGHT’s SHOW!

Can we, Team Sarah members who SUPPORT Sarah Palin, get 300 people in each of 10 cities (only 3,000 total) to come to the OPENING NIGHT and show just how much we are committed to Sarah Palin and the values that we believe she represents?

Here’s how to help:

PICK YOUR CITY, or the city near you, and BUY 5 TICKETS for opening night.

If you don’t live in one of these cities, use your contacts and ASK THEM directly to help!

If you support Sarah Palin and have been waiting for an opportunity to DO SOMETHING then NOW IS OUR TIME!

THANK YOU ALL for jumping RIGHT IN RIGHT NOW

The Tiny Team Behind The Team

So since nobody can actually find enough people brain damaged enough to waste their precious moments on this earth watching this cinematic moose turd, these idiots have decided to make those Palin-bot rats who have not yet jumped ship, buy FIVE tickets each in order to make it APPEAR that people like it?

Oh yeah, that should fool EVERYBODY!

For those of you who read Frank Bailey's book this tactic is well known. 

Remember how Palin had her supporters sign fawning letters to the editor about her that were written by she and her staff? And how they rigged the newspaper polls to make her seem more popular than she really was?

This is just more of the same. And by the way it really indicates that either Sarah has handed these people her bag of tricks, or that she herself is behind these attempts to salvage her rapidly crumbling reputation.

Personally, I vote for the latter.