Bristol Palin Book Signing
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
5 p.m. ● Rotunda
1. “Camping out” is not allowed on Mall of America property. Beginning at 5 a.m., guests will be allowed to line up outside the East Entrance to Mall of America on level one, between Sears an Bloomingdales. Guests should remain in a single file line until escorted into the building to receive a wristband.
2. You must have a Mall of America issued wristband in order to enter the autograph line. A limited number of wristbands will be given away in the Rotunda starting at 6 a.m. on Wednesday, June 29.
3. You must purchase a copy of “Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far” to receive a Mall of America wristband. (No bookie, no bandie!)
4. You must have a copy of “Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far” in order to purchase a copy of “America by Heart” and/or “Going Rogue” signed by Sarah Palin. Limit 4 books per guest.
5. Each person in your party must be present to receive a wristband. Wristbands are non-transferable. People wearing wristbands that have been tampered or altered will not be allowed through the autograph line. No exceptions.
6. Memorabilia will not be signed. (No Sarah Palin bobble head dolls or copies of The Lies of Sarah Palin
, or Blind Allegiance
.)7. Personalization is not allowed. (You can't write "I the undersigned am a complete ignoramus, who is misrepresenting my intention of running for President in order to get attention and make tons of money. Oh and I lied about giving birth to Trig.)
8. No chairs allowed in the line area. (Sarah Palin supporters must have steel spines just like Sister Sarah and Bristol the Pistol. No sitting!)
9. No photos will be taken on stage. All cameras and cell phones are to be put away once you reach the stage stairs.
10. When you enter the autograph line, please remain single file. You must stay in line to keep your place. You may leave the line to use the restroom or get food for a short period of time. One person in your party must stay in line at all times.
11. If you choose to leave for an extended period of time, you must go to the end of the line when you return.
12. A special needs signing area will be available for guests. If needed, each special needs guest can bring one additional person to this area. Please visit the Mall of America wristband table located in the Rotunda upon your arrival, and you will escorted into this area. Space will be limited and will be filled on a first come, first served basis.
Guidelines are subject to change at any given time at the discretion of Mall of America Management for the safety and well being of our guests and tenants. Those who do not comply with event signing guidelines may not be able to receive a signature. ("No signature for you!")
There a few other guidelines that are NOT included on this list, but which participants should be aware.
Do not ask any "ear" questions! For some reason that REALLY pisses the Palins off!
Do not stare at the chin! (But OMGD! Look at that thing!)
Don't ask about Todd, unless you would like to join him in his fate. (However if you ask to see his balls Sarah might be able to oblige your request.)
Don't ask Bristol why she insinuated that the father of her child had date raped her. ("Psst! That was Mom's idea.")
Don't ask Sarah which part of her book "America by Heart" is her favorite. (She hasn't actually read it.)
And don't suddenly start questioning WHY you are standing in a line for hours to get a poorly written book filled with lies signed by two untalented losers who are making millions of dollars off of their fellow Americans so that they do not have to actually work for a living.
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